I would describe myself as:
seeking partner in crime and passion for hijinks and pranks of the highest nature - applicants must be between the age of 23 and 30, and have expertise in the field
My ideal partner would be:
cunning, supreme, and not adverse to wearing tight clothing - can't be slowed down by 'frocks' or 'gowns' when escaping from villians -- baby making skills MAY be assessed upon a 3rd interview
My ideal date would be: